Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package

About the Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package

First of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that's definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song Dick in a Box . Ho ho holy sh*t, Santa is a naughty old grey pube.

• Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower

• Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test

• Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7 in. tall and under one pound

• Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell